Victim vs Imp

Q: How did a Triple A sticker end up in my washer...from my shirt...from my back???

A: a mischeivious little imp we refer to as Autumn!

AsHisM's

So, I'm starting a new section of our blog called

"AsHisM's"
these Ashley's quirky interpretation of common idioms.
Enjoy!


Common Version: Go out on a limb...
Ashley's Version: Go out on a branch...


Common Version: Rest Assured...
Ashley's Version: Rest be Assured...

Let's take a vote . . .

"Does this make sense?" vs "Does this make sence?"

All in favor of sense : everyone without spelling impediments

All in favor of sence : . . . Autumn

If ever in need of rescue...

Don't count on a certain someone who's name starts with an "A" and ends in "shley"
Ashley: What is that called again? Life to Life??

Today Class, (ash) We are going to learn the difference between "Red Bull" and a "Red Bowl"

RED BULL

RED BOWL

Autumn: See the difference?
Ashley: Ohhhhhh I get it!

Definition of a Freak...

Freak : someone who uses more than one Q-tip a day on average and doesn't know if they like peanut butter and makes a sound equivelant to a turkey hacking up a hair ball with their throat and doesn't like licorice...am i missing anything ?

: ash

IP Addresses

IP Address = Internet Protocol Address...maybe

i think:

: ash

ZOOLANDER FAVORITE!!!

Derek: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read good if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be atleast... 3 times... that size! -Auty

Ashley Ashley Ashley

She might "Pretend" to know what an Empanada is... but she "SHURE" doesn't know the difference between amphetamine and aspartame!
Poor girl...we don't know who she has lasted this long!!! - Auty

i know what an empanada is! : ash

to blog...or not to blog

on a scale from one to ten....i forgot to blog yesterday : ash

PEAR SHAPE???

Basically...if you have a booty your a Pear Shape! - Auty