The Latest Ashisms

Common Version: Get off my high horse

Ashley's Version: Get off my mount

Common Version: Make a big to-do

Ashley's Version: Make a big up to-do

What would I do without Ashley...she definitely keeps me giggling!

Victim vs Imp

Q: How did a Triple A sticker end up in my washer...from my shirt...from my back???

A: a mischeivious little imp we refer to as Autumn!

AsHisM's

So, I'm starting a new section of our blog called

"AsHisM's"
these Ashley's quirky interpretation of common idioms.
Enjoy!


Common Version: Go out on a limb...
Ashley's Version: Go out on a branch...


Common Version: Rest Assured...
Ashley's Version: Rest be Assured...

Let's take a vote . . .

"Does this make sense?" vs "Does this make sence?"

All in favor of sense : everyone without spelling impediments

All in favor of sence : . . . Autumn

If ever in need of rescue...

Don't count on a certain someone who's name starts with an "A" and ends in "shley"
Ashley: What is that called again? Life to Life??

Today Class, (ash) We are going to learn the difference between "Red Bull" and a "Red Bowl"

RED BULL

RED BOWL

Autumn: See the difference?
Ashley: Ohhhhhh I get it!

Definition of a Freak...

Freak : someone who uses more than one Q-tip a day on average and doesn't know if they like peanut butter and makes a sound equivelant to a turkey hacking up a hair ball with their throat and doesn't like licorice...am i missing anything ?

: ash